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Chicken Nuggets

It’s been said that nobody cares about your fantasy team but you…

That can’t be true, can it?

I mean, I’m 2-0 right now y’all. I’ve got some good receivers, some great running backs and a solid option or two at quarterback. And I’ve made some darn good decisions.

Fandom

In this week’s column, I’ll attempt to explain the mindset of a North Carolina football fan.

Yes, there is such a thing as a North Carolina football fan.

Well, sort of.

My swing

I’ve played more golf this summer than I’ve ever played in my life.

Not because I’m any good at it or because I can afford it—I just thought if I did something enough times, I would improve. With golf, this really isn’t the case.

When will it end?

I’m not cut out for summers in the south.

I can’t stand the relentless frying pan heat, the YUGE power bill and the constant sweat dripping off uncomfortable parts of my body.

I’m telling you, if it doesn’t cool off soon, I’m moving.

I can do that

Despite what you might think while on your couch watching TV, these Olympic sports aren’t as easy as they look.
This is something I became sure of Saturday afternoon while swimming with family.

Phelps for Prez

Should we elect Michael Phelps president?

I know this election cycle hasn’t been so friendly, but one thing I think all Americans can agree on, Republican or Democrat, is that the United States loves this man.

Hey, August

It’s August, y’all. And August means football.

What a dark, dark time this has been for sports fans across the nation. Each offseason seems more long and grueling than the last.

Chaos

I’ve done this a bunch of times. This is a 10 minute, two dollar fix.”

Those were the reassuring words of my friend and neighbor as we attempted to fix my broken master bathroom toilet Sunday afternoon.

I believed him, but I doubted the project would be that easy, considering I was involved.

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