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DMX

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Have I ever told you guys about the time I knocked on DMX’s door?

No?

Well, since you’re sitting at home with nothing to do, here’s a story that I hope will entertain you for a couple of minutes and take your mind off the current destruction of our world.

At home

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Those who say working from home is a good set up must not have two toddlers.

I don’t know how anyone could get anything done with the amount of food requests one 2-year-old has per hour.

Nobody is learning this quicker than my wife, who has more than 40 students to manage while two toddlers chomp at her ankles.

Panic?

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Where do I start?

It seems wrong to start with sports.

Most every sport in the world, from the NBA to high school softball, is GONE.

And that’s not even the biggest story.

Football school

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Laugh it up, guys.

The six-time national champions are down to their final game. One more loss ends the season. There won’t be an NCAA tournament bid without an ACC Tournament win. There probably won’t be an NIT bid if the Tar Heels lose.

They let who play?

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I don’t know much, but I do know that it’s probably every Zamboni driver’s dream to be called up to play in an NHL game.

What’s weird is it didn’t take much to get him in there.

Phil?

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PHIL?

PHIL CONNORS?

I thought that was you!

Now don’t you tell me you don’t remember me because I sure as heck fire remember you!

It’s NED!

*takes hat off*

RYERSON!

Live

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"I’m so sorry!”

That’s all I could think to say to my wife at the end of her 30th birthday.  

Usually, if you’re saying these words at the end of the day on a birthday, things have gone horribly wrong. But on the contrary, the day had been perfect.

Char Char

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Wanna see a baby picture?

I thought so.

This adorable photo was taken by our friend Lindsay Richards. Behold the cute baby.

The last year with this kid has been a wild ride. She’s the exact opposite of her sister in so many ways.

‘Kobe!’

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I wouldn’t love sports if it wasn’t for Kobe Bryant.

I watched my first few Laker games in sixth grade.

I was desperately trying to fit in with my new middle school friend group, and this was the way to do it.

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