Blame Cannada

Trick -or- treat, Bah! Humbug!

I dressed up for Halloween only once in my life.

It’s actually one of my earliest memories.

My mom made me a robot costume out of an old cardboard box and the hose that goes on the back of your dryer. She covered the thing in tin foil and took me Trick-or-Treating.

Crying about it

You do sort of wonder if anything good is going to happen to any team other than Clemson.

Can anybody finish the job on these guys? No?

Can teams stop messing around and just beat a Clemson team that has been begging for a loss for quite some time now? Please?

Christmas before Halloween

There are two types of people in this world.

There are those that could celebrate Christmas for six months each year and not blink an eye and there are those that will lose their marbles if you try to get holly jolly before Black Friday.

There’s really no in between.


I’ve had children for two years now, and I have so many new fears.

I didn’t know it was possible to be afraid of some of these things, but they are now my living nightmares.

For example, I now fear restaurants.

My wife the football fan

As uninterested in sports as my wife is, one of my favorite things to do is ask her sports questions.

There was a time when I didn’t appreciate the fact that my wife couldn’t care less about things like football.


My 30th birthday was on Tuesday.

Depending on who is reading this, that’s either really old or really young. I don’t feel young at all, though.

Too soon

The great Michael Scott once said, “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

I think this is true of a few guys on this year’s senior legion team.


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