Blame Cannada

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Forgive me, y’all.

The following story is going to give you an inside look at my sinful nature. But if you stick around until the end, hopefully you’ll see that I’ve learned my lesson.

Thanks

They go to work early. They stay late. They look after your children and spend countless hours finding ways to better educate them. They sacrifice time with their own families so they can spend time with yours.

We owe a lot to our teachers, and we should show them how much we appreciate them this week.

Tatted

Monday afternoon, during my hour lunch break from work, I was getting a tattoo in Duncan.

I feel like I should tell you the events that led to this.

Prunes

The topic I’m about to broach is sensitive in nature.

I try to keep this column rated PG at all times, but some of you might label this entry “TMI,” and that’s perfectly understandable.

Here’s your chance to get out while you can.

For those of you that stayed, I need to warn you…

Life of a casual

I’m what you might call a casual golf fan.

Most of us are.

Very rarely do I mark my calendar or change plans so that I can spend a Saturday or Sunday watching golf. It’s just not that big of a deal to me.

Neither is baseball, or hockey, or soccer or the NBA.

Mayday Mayday

By the time you’re reading this column, I’ll be in survival mode.

The doors and windows of my house will be sealed shut and the only priority I’ll have will be keeping my 6-month-old (and myself) alive.

I don’t know if we’ll make it. Even if we do, neither of us will ever be the same.

Six months

It’s been six months and my wife and I are still standing.

Our daughter, Penny, remains happy, healthy and…AWAKE. Always awake!

We’ve learned a lot, we’ve failed a lot and we’ve slept very little (my wife will have you know she’s slept a lot less than I have).

But, by the grace of God, we’ve made it six months.

Humbled

It’s been said of North Carolina basketball fans that we aren’t the most humble bunch.

I’ll admit, I’ve been called an arrogant Tar Heel a time or two.

Bracketology

What a time to be alive.
It’s the best week of the year, sports fans!
You don’t have to be a college basketball fan to know that the NCAA tournament is as good as it gets. Anybody can win. Anybody can lose. You’re probably even making some last minute changes to your bracket as you read this.

Heartbreak

My 5-month-old daughter is accomplishing all kinds of milestones.

She’s sitting up, laughing her head off, grabbing everything, rolling over….you name it. One milestone I do not approve of, however, is her new ability to break dad’s heart.

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