Blame Cannada


There are a lot of things I struggle to do athletically.

I didn’t make anybody’s basketball team growing up. I wasn’t a good enough at football to start more than one or two games in high school. Even in baseball, where I was arguably the most gifted, I couldn’t compete at a very high level.

4 Months

You celebrate the most arbitrary milestones when you’re a new parent of an infant.

My wife wishes Penny a happy birthday each time a month passes by.

We’ve all seen the Facebook posts right?

Lots of laughs

I’m a light-hearted guy (probably to a fault).

If you’ve spent any amount of time around me, you’re well aware of this. I like to laugh and, when it’s possible, I like to make other people laugh.

Roll Tide?

Remember a few weeks ago when everybody was up in arms because Alabama made the college football playoff without making its own conference championship?

Good times, right?

Be humble

Hey, Clemson fans.

How’s it going?

Don’t worry, I’m not here to make a bad thing worse. The Tigers lost, but I think we can all agree that it was a successful season and that there’s no shame in losing to Alabama. Right?

But that doesn’t mean we can’t still have some self-reflection time.

New parents

Keeping with the trend of reviewing 2017, I’ve decided to make a few observations about the most important event to happen to me during the past year: the birth of my first child.

Star Wars

Merry Christmas, y’all.

Let’s talk about Star Wars.

I just felt half of you roll your eyes and turn the page, but for those that remain, I can’t offer my opinion on other things this week because I am so deeply troubled by this new film.

Southern snow

Two and a half hours is no insignificant amount of time.

There’s a lot that can be done in two and a half hours. You can watch an entire movie. You can mow the lawn. If you are the parent of a newborn, you can get good REM sleep.

Something that shouldn’t take that two and a half hours, though, is getting to Duncan and back.


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