Blame Cannada


It’s almost August, y’all. And August means football.

What a dark, dark time this has been for sports fans across the nation. Each offseason seems more long and grueling than the last.

They paid Curry how much?

A great many back payments are included in it, I assure you.”

Those weren’t just Ebenezer Scrooge’s words at the end of “A Christmas Carol.”

They were also the words of the Warriors’ front office when Steph Curry was resigned to a 5-year, $201 million deal this week.

Good grief! He’s making how much?

Early bird

This is going to sound hilarious to future Billy, but I see no reason for any man, woman or child to be up at 5 a.m.

I understand that, with a baby due in a couple of months, I will only ever wake up at 5 a.m. for the rest of my life.

My father

Every kid receives the same warning, but nobody ever believes it.

“You’re going to be just like your father…”

LeBron Skywalker

If there’s anything we can take away from Monday night’s conclusion to the NBA Finals, it’s that we need LeBron James…now more than ever.

Golden State made short work of the Cavs in this series, leaning heavily on Kevin Durant, who (as I mentioned last week) has broken the NBA.


I’m puzzled by the first two games of these NBA Finals.

Time off

I don’t envy my wife’s profession nine months out of the year.

Teaching is a tough gig. It comes with an insane amount of pressure and extremely expectations. It also comes with three months off.
Shannon makes sure I’m well aware of this.


I’m going to write about basketball again, y’all.

I’ve taken a bit of a leave from the sport since my beloved Heels won it all (You guys do remember that, right? Yes? Ok, good, just checking).

It’s a…

I’ve been apologizing to my wife for years..
“Shannon,” I’d say… “I’m sorry, but you know we’re not going to be able to have a girl, right? It’s just not possible. I come from a long line of men. Us Cannadas don’t make girls…”
It’s sort of true.


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