Blame Cannada

Polling Shannon

As uninterested in sports as my wife is, one of my favorite things to do is ask her sports questions.

There was a time when I didn’t appreciate the fact that my wife couldn’t care less about things like football.

Forgetful nightmares

With Halloween approaching, I’d like to share with you some of the nightmares I’ve been having.

These nightmares don’t include creepy clowns in the woods or chainsaw wielding, hockey mask-wearing psychopaths.

No, these dreams are far worse.

These dreams are about losing things.

Halfway there

We’re halfway through the high school football season, and it’s been an interesting ride so far.

This season feels unlike any other in recent memory. The nonconference schedule has been long and a lot of games have been played. When it comes to playoff implications, however, the slate is still clean.

Chicken Nuggets

It’s been said that nobody cares about your fantasy team but you…

That can’t be true, can it?

I mean, I’m 2-0 right now y’all. I’ve got some good receivers, some great running backs and a solid option or two at quarterback. And I’ve made some darn good decisions.


In this week’s column, I’ll attempt to explain the mindset of a North Carolina football fan.

Yes, there is such a thing as a North Carolina football fan.

Well, sort of.

My swing

I’ve played more golf this summer than I’ve ever played in my life.

Not because I’m any good at it or because I can afford it—I just thought if I did something enough times, I would improve. With golf, this really isn’t the case.

When will it end?

I’m not cut out for summers in the south.

I can’t stand the relentless frying pan heat, the YUGE power bill and the constant sweat dripping off uncomfortable parts of my body.

I’m telling you, if it doesn’t cool off soon, I’m moving.

I can do that

Despite what you might think while on your couch watching TV, these Olympic sports aren’t as easy as they look.
This is something I became sure of Saturday afternoon while swimming with family.


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